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Stiffing an iron is applauded, stiffing the cart girl is not. Hey, it beats a four jack. Also known as a Snakeraker or Bughugger.
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I try never to assume that I know more than my audience or more than the subject. That means if Partner A holes out on the first green then Partner B will drive off on the second and so on throughout the round. Watch out for the occasional tactical miss on the green to ensure that the stronger driver tees off on the next tee Teams of two play their own ball and count the 'better ball' or score on each hole.
Teams of two play their own ball and take the combined score for the team. Handicap is full difference from the lowest handicap player and then you add the nett scores for each player together to get the team score. A combination of Betterball and Aggregate funnily enough. On each hole a point is awarded for the betterball and one awarded for the combined. Good game for mixed handicap groupings and should be played off full difference. A game played in pairs where each person plays their own ball. On each hole a point is awarded for the best of the lowest score from each pair.
A second point is also awarded to the best of the highest score from each pair. If the Low or the High ball score is tied then no points are awarded and the winning team is the one with the most points at the end.
Played off full handicap and a good game for 4 players who have similar handicaps. If you like risky games, you'll love this. Each team of two add their scores together, so if they both had fours the score is If the scores were different then the scoring depends on how you fared to par. If one of you got a par or better you would take the lower score first. For example a 4 and 6 on a par 5 scores If you are both above par, say on a par three, then you take the higher score first giving The lower total takes the money, but be prepared for some big swings.
Never mind the strokeplay or the stableford! Give one of these a whirl and make it a fun day out. In teams of three or four, each player plays there own ball and one plays the pink ball. The pink ball score plus the best of the other three counted for each hole. The lowest aggregate score and the lowest pink ball score take the money.
Mind you if you lose the pink ball, you're out! Players play in groups of three of four. All drive and then select the best shot and mark it. Everyone then hits the next shot form this point.
Repeat procedure with each shot until you hole out. This event is played off handicap and if you do not have special tables, add all the teams member's handicaps together and divide by ten. Deduct the handicap from the final total. As per Texas scramble but the worst shot is selected. Beware, as everyone has to hole out for a hole to be completed! Best played over nine holes or you'll never finish in daylight.
Players can nominate to take their handicap strokes at any time. Strokes must be nominated before playing the hole. Can be used to liven up matchplay, strokeplay or stableford events. Also known as Bingo, Bango, Bongo.
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A great format when the company is of mixed ability because final scores don't count. Instead points are awarded for firsts: first player to reach the green, player closest to the hole, first player to putt out - and any others you'd like to include. Great fun and a brilliant way of including everyone in the day. As well as your main event have a few side bets to keep interest up.
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Decide your own value for units and don't get carried away. It's meant to be fun not financially life threatening! At a par 3 the player on the green nearest the flag after one shot has to hole out in two putts or better for an oozle and a unit. If the player fails to do this it is a foozle and is a loss of a unit. If no-one hits the green then the oozles can accumulate on subsequent par 3s.
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One-off oozles can also be played for gorillas who drive par 4s. Holing out from off the green without using your putter. Golden ferrets are for holing out from a bunker and count double. No prizes for guessing this - just put a premium on this depending on handicaps and the course's difficulty. Dr Doolittle comprises various accumulators, such as Snakes for three-putting.
Each time someone three-putts, this adds 1 unit to the value of the snake. The last person to three-putt is deemed to be holding the snake and pays out the total value to all others in the group. You can combine this with other accumulators for various misdemeanors using the same principle: Camels for going in a bunker, Fish for hitting into water, Bears for hitting trees, Rabbits for going in the gorse or bushes and Grouse for landing in the heather.